All My Maidens

Episode 10 - Malenia

This week we're diving into the goddess of rot herself, Malenia, Blade of Miquella. Aysha and Miles are joined by Lenore of the Socialist Shelf and AJ of The Worst of All Possible Worlds, two returning champions. Topics include: getting your shit rocked by a naked woman with no arms, eating ass, Miquella's Whole Thing, Aysha's Philosophy Corner, and Fromsoft's persistent themes of flow vs. stagnation. 

Episode 9 - Hyetta

This week Aysha is joined once again by Jacob from the Socialist Shelf to discuss everybody's favorite eyeball eater, Lightseeker Hyetta. Topics include: the shadow realm, the benefits of three fingers as opposed to two fingers, Elden Greg's sexuality, and an needlessly long rant about Steven Moffat. 

Episode 8 - Siofra River Well

This week we're talking about a place, rather than a person! Aysha is joined by Brian from the Worst of All Possible Worlds podcast, to discuss the Siofra River Well. Topics include: immersive theatre corner, baldur's gate corner, trying desperately to stay on topic corner, the current censorship apocalypse, and Blaidd's clicker training.

Episode 7 - Rykard

Aysha and Miles are joined by prolific writer and podcaster Austin Walker to discuss everyone's favorite volcano god/man, Rykard. Topics include: the snake finale we could have had, the value of fucking off to hang with the boys, everybody being related to everyone, and Miles' theory of Character Feet. 

Episode 6 - Ranni

Aysha and Miles are joined by game director Jonathan Stauder, to discuss everyone's favorite waifu, Ranni the Witch. Topics include: the value of missable content, ending cutscenes, the gamer sexism vortex, and murdering a bunch of guys so you don't have to marry your brother. 

Episode 5 - Fromsoft

*SPOILER WARNING* we talk very generally about Nightreign bosses from about 28:00-32:00, just in case you want to skip that.
Hello, Maidens! We've got something slightly different for you this week. Aysha talks to Mike and Manda, co-hosts of the Virtual Economy podcast, focusing on the business end of Elden Ring. Topics include: Elden Ring's critical reception, Fromsoft shooters and Fromsoft haters, Nightreign and the importance of taking risks in game dev, and feet. 

Episode 4 - Godwyn

This week, Aysha is joined by her friends Miles and Merritt K to discuss the one true golden boy: Godwyn, lord of death. Topics include: "communing" with dragons, turning into a big scaly mushroom man, Godwyn's extensive polycule, that one guy named Devin, and our favorite deadbeat adventurer, Sir Clambrose. 

Episode 3 - Marika | Radagon

Aysha is joined by writer Arden Ripley and animator Jenn Doyle as we break down the character with arguably the Most Gender of All Time: Marika. Topics include going boymode for political reasons, the grotesque beauty of From's character design, our ongoing inability to remember anyone's name, and the age old question: what came first, the jar or the meat? 

Episode 2 - Varré

This week, Aysha talks to Jacob and Lenore of the Socialist Shelf Podcast, about our favorite first guy you meet in a game who calls you bitchless right off the bat. Topics include the dolls, the surgeons, all the gay drama in Elden Ring, and our inability to pronounce the name "Mohg" in any consistent way. 

Episode 1 - The Tarnished

Welcome to the Lands Between! In this first episode, Aysha talks to AJ from the Worst of All Possible Worlds and Kevin from The Penumbra Podcast about the first thing you see in Elden Ring - the opening movie. Topics include: the meaning of Elden, who the Tarnished even are, Godwyn's huge face, Mohg beating the allegations, and the hawk tuah girl, for some reason. 
 
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